Cuckolding Conditions

Madam arrived back about 8pm last night and looked done in, it always seems that way on the first day back after such a long break – I know that she had been in when her family were here but that was mainly to check some of the orders had ben placed.

I had her dinner ready for her and a glass of wine, once she was finished she had a bit of a sit and we chatted about work etc and then I ran her a bath.  when I looked in on her at about 10.30pm she was in bed and fast asleep.  I finished off my duties and went to my bed in the Maids room.

Early in our FLR, Madam and I discussed the prospect of Madam having an affair.  It was genuinely a 2 way conversation.  with my health condition at the time, I physically struggled to perform for madam and for myself.  Also with Madam’s conversations with Mistress Carol she was interested in Cuckolding me.  but all within controlled boundaries and rules.  Madam is 5 years younger than me and I new that she was missing a sex life, just as I was but we needed to refocus and to get ourselves sorted.

When we moved down from Leicestershire to here, south of Milton Keynes, it was a new start for us, Madam started to use her maiden name and used the title of Ms.  when she started working at here new job, she made no indication that she was married.  She went on a couple of girls nights out and had a some success in on having the occasional one night stand.

However Madam wanted something a bit more stable.  she met “George” through a singles group and that started a 6 year relationship.  George was aware that she was married and once she was comfortable with the way their relationship was running she invited him and I to meet.  He was a nice guy, very good for Madam.  but he made it clear that he wasn’t comfortable with some of the aspects of the FLR.  Not that he wanted to change parts of it, just that he felt that was a thing between Madam and me and not him.  He certainly was not interested in any participation on my part in their relationship, but he did understand what we did and he really got the reasons behind it

Madam and George had a very good relationship and it only came to an end when he had to move due to work.  He was heading out to the States and it looked like it was a big step up for him and it would have been stupid for him not to have taken the promotion and job.  So Madam was free and “single” again.

by this point in time there were several internet sites and groups for dating.  After a few false starts and one disaster she meet John, who would become Master.

John had married early and had 2 daughters but the marriage broke down, quite badly and john spent quite a few years battling with his ex wife.  John’s view was that he wanted a physical relationship but without the marriage aspect.  He had found it with the swingers sites (but that can be limited apparently when you are a single male) and also with a few websites that dealt with Married women wanting affairs.

John had been involved with a couple that were into the cuckolding scene, but the husband in that relationship was what gets termed a “Stag” – he encourages his wife to have the affair and either gets off on her telling him about it or in watching it.  From what John has told us there was no D/s element to it at all.

Madam was upfront with John about our FLR and that she was my Dominant and that I was her submissive.  She also explained that I was in chastity most of the time and that I had some elements of feminisation applied.  she also explained the humiliation side of things to him.  Apparently this sparked some interest with John as it was significantly different from his previous cuckolding experience.

John did a bit of research, the internet can be a gold mine and cess pit of information, and he asked to meet me.  We all meet for dinner and had a chat over things as Alice, Mick and John.  John started to understand the difference between Mick and billie and also the dynamic between Alice and Mick and between Madam and billie.

After that meeting John asked for a face to face meeting with Mick, no Alice involvement.  We had a good chat, quite open and it was clear that John had done quite a bit of homework.  I was asked to be honest about my relationship with Alice and how I felt with Alice going out with John.  He wanted to know about my sexuality, he wanted to know about my relationship with Mistress Carol and kerri.  John was also very open with his view on life and was very comfortable with answering my questions – I liked the guy and I still do (we play the occasional game of squash and we are both incredibly rubbish at golf but do enjoy a short 9 hole game every now and again).  we left that meeting with John saying that he had quite a lot to think about and he now had a better understanding on the relationships and the strength on Alice and Micks marriage.

About a week later I had a call from John, could I meeting him at his Office, just after work, as he wanted to discuss how he wanted to proceed with the relationship with Alice, but also with Mick/billie.

Looking back now I can see why it was done this way, I was in his office, on his “turf” and he was about to issue the terms of his “contract” to enter into our relationship.

John would become Alice’s boyfriend, John had no problem with Alice and Mick’s relationship (he had one stipulation and I’ll cover that shortly) but billie would have several conditions applied to him and they would require to be implemented prior to John coming to our house.

John asked Mick to purchase a small jewellery box to be given to Alice as a gift and in it he would like me to place my wedding ring and to give it to Alice, Alice could then place her engagement and wedding rings in the box together.  John’s thinking was that Alice and he would be boyfriend/ girlfriend but Alice and Mick would still be very much married and having the rings all together would be a symbol of that union.  A nice touch and I did get it, even though it would appear she was single by not wearing rings I got the symbolism of the rings being together.

For billie things would be some what different.  As far as John was concerned he would only accept one male in the house when he came over to be with Alice, and as the Alpha male that would be him, he wanted billie to be firmly in place as the beta.

John would be referred to as Master or Sir at all times, just as I use Madam or Mistress when engaging with Alice.

billie must be subservient and submissive to Master at all times, unless directed by Mistress.

billie will always be in chastity when Master in in attendance.

billie will always meet master at the door of the house and invite him in.  Master may require billie to demonstrate his subservience.

There will be no direct eye contact with Master, unless ordered to.

Billie would be required to be in female clothing at all times when Master is around, if out in public I must have female underwear on.

Master fully intends to emasculate billie infront of Mistress and should be prepared to provide oral and be taken anally.  this can be at any time and as such billie must ensure that he is clean and available to be used.

If billie is to be in attendance during Master and Madam’s love making and sex and required to do clean up then Master must have his cock cleaned first.

Billie must be prepared to carry out fluffing duties and/or to assist in putting Master into Mistress.

Master can punish billie, but only at the request of Madam.  (This helped me to understand that John knew the D/s relationship was based on Madam and me and that he was being invited into the relationship, but when it came to details John understood the FLR had primacy)

Master would help and assist Madam in my humiliation, but would not compromise our situation with Family, friends and work.

billie must be prepared to be regularly humiliated and emasculated by Master, so that Master is sure that billie understands his position in the relationship.

Master would now be Madam’s Boyfriend and as such he would be socialising with her in the local area.  billie was to stop socialising with Madam in any local restaurants and bars.  Master wanted the ability to take his girlfriend for meals  and nights out without any embarrassment to him or to Madam.  If billie wished to take Madam out for an evening then it would have to be done further a field (London).

billie will be required to drive Madam and Master out on their local dates and collect them at the end of the evening.

billie does not have the right to be present when Master and Madam make love and have sex, he will be informed if his presence will be required and also he will be directed on what he is to do – sit and watch, face the wall or actively participate.


There were other requirements but these were the main ones, these were all accepted and became the foundation of having Master in the relationship and it does work.  these have evolved and increased but it meant that Alice had a boyfriend and I now had a Mistress and Master.  The final aspect was that all 3 of us would have a health check and confirm that we were STD free as Master and Mistress had decided that the relationship would progress on to being without condoms, she would still be on the pill, but I would also be required to used without condoms, once the checks came through as OK we were a committed relationship of three.  Alice had always used condoms with her previous partners and when I’m at Mistress Carol’s there is always condoms used (with kerri and Mistress Carol’s partner – but generally I’m only ever used orally by Master Daniel)

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We’re back and I’m still in one piece – Just!

Madam and Master got back home yesterday afternoon from Dorset and they appear to have enjoyed their time away together.

I arrived back about 9pm due to setting off slightly later and having to travel back to Reading with Kerri.  Mistress Carol also made me change into female outer clothes with wig and makeup and then I joined the Bank holiday traffic again to get home.  eventually getting home after a little bit later than I had hoped.

My three and a bit days of Maid and submissive assessment passed with it’s usual mix of humiliations and frustration, but all with new challenges  and twists to create them, Madam and Mistress Carol do put a lot of effort and organisation into the weekend and I am very grateful for their efforts for me.  I passed my assessments with the same comments/ demerits that I’ve had for the last couple of years (as well as a reddened backside) – Mistress Carol would like me hairless – totally, I should be marked showing Madam’s ownership of me and that I should have piercings – Kerri has her nipples, belly button and tongue pierced.  Mistress believes that my oral skills would improve significantly if I had a tongue stud

The 2 days at the hotel were very humiliating for me and Kerri, and while Kerri probably got the better deal from it she did have to suffer one serious humiliation.

Madam has been at work today and will be back later this evening, once she is back she will discuss with me what she would like me to write up on from the long weekend, Madam did task me to set up this blog to add to my humiliation as well as using it as an element of therapy and understanding/ explanation on our thoughts and feelings on our lifestyle.   So please bear with us, I need to know how much or how little to disclose and what type of direction each post should take.

The one thing that I have been told is that Master does read the blog and that he would like me to explain what rules and conditions he has set and requires me to comply with and how his involvement in Madam’s life and our relationship has evolved.  So you can see that I have potentially quite a few posts to write.

I will publish this post and hopefully I will get back to the computer later this evening after Madam has come home.  In the meantime it is back to doing the Holiday clothes washing and Ironing – such is the trials of the domestic sissy.


Normality (?) Returns to Madam’s Home

Well the family has all left, the last one dropped off at the station at 6pm last night and on her way and we headed home and I made a salad dinner for the both of us and opened a bottle of red, we both slumped down on the couch.  We love the family (well Alice’s family, mine not so much) but we do really enjoy having our space and our privacy.

We should be family free for at least a few months now and I think that will be enough for Madam to recover and be ready to deal with the next visit to vanilla life.  It was one of the reasons that we moved from Leicestershire – Alice to move into a Management job, a change in my work life (and away from my work past) and to put some real space between us and the family so that we could have our space and some privacy to heal and for both of us to develop.

so once the bottle of red was finished, Madam leaned over and whispered “put the plates in the sink, the maid will deal with them in the morning, go get changed, your Mistress needs some relaxation and some attention…”  That is the type of instruction doesn’t need to be repeated.  So Mick and Alice spent a gentle evening transitioning to Madam and billie.


So billie is now firmly back in place, Madam is currently finishing her breakfast and I will soon start with clearing it away and get the dishes done.  I’ve then got the bedrooms to do – strip beds and make up again.

Then this afternoon I will have pack my bag ready for leaving tomorrow.  Madam will also be picking out what she will need for her weekend away and what she will require Ironing.

Madam has told me that I’ll be going away with 2 bags, one for my stay with Mistress Carol and then one for the stay at the hotel.  but Madam had said that she will be packing my “hotel” bag for me which suggests something is afoot!  but my first worry is to get through my assessment with Mistress Carol – never an easy event, then we’ll deal with what Madam and Master have planned.

so today is mainly getting back to domestic duties.




New outfits arrive but not the important one

Well over the past week I’ve had several packages arrive and I’ve had to collect them and squirrelled them through the house and store them in the office, as the maids room is locked down.

Madam’s mother noticed the arrivals and was a little curious about what was going on?

“Oh, just a small project that I’m working on, mainly for the office..”

The only issue is that the new maids outfit has not arrived yet, I’m hoping it will arrive today so that I can get it prepared tomorrow (Ironed, starched etc) ready for my early departure on Wednesday to Mistress Carol’s.  otherwise it will be the trusty old uniform and I’ll be punished for disappointing Madam who was keen to have me in my new uniform for the assessment.

So please Mister Postman……. otherwise….


The Letter arrived yesterday

I was due to post yesterday while Madam and the others were out horse riding but Madam’s mother stayed back, as planned but her usual afternoon nap didn’t occur.  she wanted to catch up with me and what had been going on with my life.

while this initially caught me off guard there was nothing untoward, she just wanted to chat and natter.  but it meant forgoing the trip to the office and the blog post.

Today everyone has gone out on an expedition to London and the plan is that they will have some food, I will be on standby to pick them up from the station.

On Tuesday night Madam and I were chatting and she reminded me (I couldn’t forget) that I would be going to Mistress Carol’s for the first part of the August Bank Holiday and my instructions would be arriving by post soon.  I asked Madam if she knew what was planned for this visit and she just smiled which was as good an answer as I needed.

Basically this is my Annual training assessment as a submissive, if you like it is “an external assessment”, this was instigated years ago by Madam and Mistress Carol to make sure that I wasn’t slacking or short changing my Mistress.  I normally go down on the Wednesday prior to the Bank Holiday and serve as a Maid at Mistress Carol’s until the Saturday afternoon.

Madam and Master use the weekend as their getaway and often head down to the South Coast, this year they have a cottage booked in Dorset.  this is their time together as a couple.

The last part of the weekend is then normally a big get-together where Mistress Carol, her Gentleman friend, kerri and I then travel down to the cottage (or where ever has been booked ) and we have a bit of a party – eat drink and make “merry”.  This normally entails myself and kerri in maid uniforms serving our betters.  it is normally a fun way to finish off the weekend – (although will always be at least one element of humiliation and punishment incorporated into the events.)

This year is slightly different as the cottage could not be booked for the whole weekend, it is a lovely place near Weymouth and we had it booked for August Bank Holiday last year, but I knew that we could only get it for part of the weekend.  Master was content with that (he pays for it – I have to book it and arrange it)  so Madam and Master only have it until Saturday.  Master told me at the time not to worry as he would sort out accommodation for the Saturday and Sunday night, and with that assurance I never gave it any further thought.

Madam updated me on what the plan would be for the weekend.  Master and Madam would go to the cottage until Saturday lunch time and then head to a small country hotel near Bournemouth, 3 rooms had been booked, one for each of the couples.  I looked at Madam and she answered me before I could ask – “John and Myself in one double, Carol and Danny in another double,” I was expecting the next to be ” and you and kerri in a twin”

No! no that isn’t what Madam said.

” and you and kerri booked into the Third Double room.  you’ve been booked in as a married couple so there should be no misunderstandings with the staff.”  I’m not sure if Madam then laughed at me going red with shame or because she new that this was the start of my weekends humiliation task.

This is going to a public element of humiliation, I know that there will be more parts to this and I know that they will be trickled out to me so that the feelings of shame and humiliation will build, Madam also knows that it will give me a sexual buzz doing it and complying with it.

The staff of the hotel are just going to be the unwitting bystanders –  they will probably be perfectly fine with what they think is a same sex couple staying in their establishment, but it will be the public elements that will be witnessed by my Mistresses and their Partners.  I will have to wait and see what the next part of the planned weekend will be.


The letter from Mistress Carol arrived with yesterdays post (along with several packages that I had ordered for my outfit revamp as directed by Madam while we were on holiday).  when I say letter, I actually mean an Order/ Instruction arrived.

sissy billie is to present herself at Mistress Carol’s address for a 3 day maid and submissive assessment.  Billie is to be enfemme for the whole period and should bring appropriate attire to serve in all roles of a maid – domestic, formal, sissy and slut.

I must be in chastity (not a problem) and I must arrive enfemme at no later than 10am on Wednesday 23 Aug 17 – (this is a problem!).  No trousers are permitted (oh Bugger!)

I’m not a passible sissy, I’m shaved in areas and not in others, so trying to be passible is not on the cards.  yes I do have a couple of cheap and cheerful wigs which we use for times like these but they are not good quality items – more fancy dress than anything else.

so here is the plan.  I will wake Madam next Wednesday at her usual time and help her get ready.  Master John will come over and collect her midmorning.  I will go and get changed into travelling attire.  I’ll spend time doing my make up and then fitting one of the wigs.  I will then ask Madam to check me over, and adjust as required.  The journey normally takes 90 minute down to the south of Reading but with morning traffic I’m expecting it to be nearer 2 hours.  I’ve worked out that staying off the Motorway is best as there is more likelihood of being looked at by curious passengers on there so the plan is to use A roads to get down there – the A418, A404 and a short stint on the M4.  no matter what there will be a sissy on the road next Wednesday heading south.  keep your eyes posted you never know what you might see.

Now that I have a bit of warning of what is coming I can start to mentally prepare for the trials to come.  I should be used to it now but it is these things that keep our relationship fresh and exciting – is that a bad thing?


Its not the Questions that you ask, it is when you ask the Question?

From Mistress Alice

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Billie woke me this morning with his usual submissive tenderness and once I started to wake – you can’t sleep through it – I thought how lucky I am.

sissy did a lovely job, he does have a very good tongue, but I did have to ask how is he managing with the change of cage?  From his answer I think he is getting more comfortable with it but there are times when it causes some discomfort.  I wonder if I contribute to that discomfort…. I do hope so!


Busy Day, so just a short post.

Madam is at work today so I am hosting the family and we are heading out for the day.

But Madam thought that it would be worth posting these.


I will have some time tomorrow to post as Madam will be telling me the details tonight of the August Bank Holiday and my visit to Mistress Carol.

Sexual Orientation – Confused?

I’ve been told to make the use of the time while everyone is out of the house and I can be occupied in my office.

Madam has already explained what the situation is in relation to me (Mick and billie) in terms of sex and love making.  Madam has tasked me with explaining what our sexual orientations are.

Prior to the start of the FLR in our lives we were heterosexual and adventurous.  Oral both ways, anal (penetration of Madam by Mick and Madam using vibrators on Mick’s arse).  no great shakes there.  we had watched Porn with lesbian but very little of male gay sex or male bisexuality.  we had watched some porn with Interracial and also cuckolding (at the time we didn’t know the term cuckolding).

with the decision made that we needed to move toward a FLR relationship we both researched what it would mean.  Alice did far more that me as I was still on the mend from being “broken”.

Mistress Carol, was a real godsend to Alice and as I got better I watched Alice grow and develop into being Mistress Alice.  Her trips down to Mistress Carol’s would bring her back refreshed and more confident.  we had lots of chats and Alice didn’t hide anything from me.  She had seen how Mistress Carol ran her FLR with her husband, kerri, and Alice liked quite a lot of that type of relationship.  not all of it, but many elements to it appealed to her .

Alice explained that Kerri was fully feminised while at home (and the occasional time outside) and that Mistress Carol also cuckolded him/her.  Alice explained that she wanted some feminisation for me but not full feminisation as she new that the humiliation element needed to be a bit stronger with me – so by holding onto some elements of my male physical appearance while in female apparel we could achieve the desired effect.

it was also explained that Carol had a long term boyfriend/ partner that provided male company and sex for her.  she had cuckolded kerri with this Gentleman and that kerri was an active participant in this cuckolding – Alice explained what cuckolding was and the different types of levels/ involvement.

Alice also explained that she had had her first full on Bisexual experience with Carol and had really enjoyed it and she fully intended to continue with this relationship. (Alice made it clear that she was not looking for multiple partners).

Alice explained that she liked the idea of having a steady boyfriend for sex and would like to cuckold me.  I could understand why, the level of stress that I had in life at that point had made my sex life non existent (or just a car crash event!)and my ability to maintain an erection was difficult.  her one stipulation was that if she found the right type of person then she would want me to be like kerri and to take part and to help with the cuckolding activities.  while initially this scared me with a little research and also a lot of conversations with Alice, Carol and kerri I tentatively agreed, but it was on the condition that we needed to be very careful about who she selected as a boyfriend and how to introduce them into our FLR – we are both professionals and there was our families to consider (well Alice’s mainly as mine had pretty much disowned me years ago.)

Alice also explained that I (as billie) would undergo training to become a better submissive, to learn how to serve and worship the stronger sex and also she would train me to become a cock sucker and to take cock in my arse –  I would either embrace bisexuality or we would engage in (a controlled) forced bi activities.

Mistress Carol and Madam had discussed things and my training programme and as part of that kerri would help with my sexual training.  if I embraced bisexuality them I would probably become kerri’s boy/girlfriend.

Mistress Carol and Sissy kerri were very good trainers.  Mistress Alice learned how to use her strapon toys to develop me, and also having to eat my own cum after making love to Mistress or after masturbating contributed to ensure my steady slide to accepting bisexuality.

I went to stay with Mistress Carol and kerri for a couple of months (almost as part of my recuperation) and it may sound odd to those outside the D/s world but it is incredibly stress releasing to be a submissive sissy maid, to focus on serving others and to stop being worried about things that are often beyond our control.  I enjoyed it – yes I was spanked and caned.  yes I spent time in bondage and with my nose against a wall while my Mistress and her friend, Mistress Carol had lesbian sex in the same room as me.  even the humiliation (verbal, physical, emotional) all worked to pull me back from being mentally broken.

(my one bit of advice – if you are under stress at work and you are in a high pressure environment then going and being a submissive to your wife or to a Mistress for an hour, a day or a week will do wonders for you.  give yourself to a Dominant and it will help you to release some of that stress.)

As part of that training I was eventually required to share a room and bed with kerri.  he/she is quite a bit younger that me but was very accepting and help to teach me what it was to be a submissive, how to conduct myself and eventually I was made to suck her sissy clit (I’m not allowed to refer to her male parts as a cock or ass, she has a sissy clit and a sissy pussy -this may seem all very pedantic but it is an important part of being a submissive sissy).  kerri was also allow to fuck me, and later she made love to me (more foreplay, more feeling and more emotional involvement).

Madam, explained that there was 2 aims to this sexual training, she wanted me to have a safe and controlled sexual partner – a girlfriend – in the form of kerri (Mistress Carol was looking for the same for kerri with me) and also to prepare me for serving both Madam and her boyfriend, once she had found the right one.

By the end of my training (and Mistress Alice’s training) with Mistress Carol I was very comfortable with my sexuality as being bisexual.  Yes kerri and billie are girlfriends and Mistress Carol and Mistress Alice are Girlfriends.  that is still the case now 14/15 years on.

I do sexually serve Master John and while it does create a massive sexual turn on, also the there is a greater turn on from the  sexual humiliation of sexually submitting to a Master.  There are elements of the Force Bi in there but it all adds into the sexual and erotic emotional mix that is in Mine and Mistress’s FLR sexual orientation.  Madam openly admits she gets an incredible sexual buzz from watching me give head to a real cock or being fucked by her male partner.

I think that it is safe to say that Madam and billie are very much of the bisexual orientation

(afternote – we have a very small sexual group.  we don’t swing or swap.  the group has 6 of us and that is a small and closed network – Madam, Master John, Mistress Carol and her long term partner, kerri and myself.  we are not looking to open that group and we are very comfortable with what we have.)

yours in submission



Risky Sex and a house full of women with whips.

My guess is that the title has grabbed some attention?

Madam’s family arrive all safe and sound yesterday and we had a good afternoon catching up with family news.  A few bottles of wine were consumed and everyone was happy – I’m a very light drinker and besides billie is required to have permission to have alcohol, Madam had given permission but still I only had two small glasses.

The evening drew to a close and we all headed to bed, I joined Madam in her bedroom and was told that I would be allowed to share the bed with her, but she wanted me showered and dressed first.

I am required to wear stockings at all times and that includes sleeping so as I came out of the shower in the en-suite Mistress went in to do her ablutions.  I dressed in a Black baby doll nighty a suspender belt, black satin knickers and a pair of black stockings, I added a pair of heels and stood at the end of the bed awaiting Mistress.

Mistress came out of the bathroom naked but had one of her strap-on harnesses fitted on.  She came over to me and whispered “I haven’t locked the door and I’m going to fuck your arse, you don’t want to be too vocal as Mother is next door!”

and with that she pointed for me to get onto the bed face up, I was told to put on of the pillows under the small of my back to help lift my arse and improve Madam’s access to my anal hole.  Madam lubed up the dildo and also my hole.  she mounted the bed and then mounted me.

There was no foreplay to this, Madam wanted to fuck me and that she did.  All the while verbally humiliating me, would I make a loud moaning noise, would her Mother think that it was Mick fucking her lovely daughter Alice, wouldn’t she be shocked (or just surprised) when it was the other way round.  My chastity was bloody tight and uncomfortable!439eee6598469379b373b33ade9b5d57bd917789d73758d902dcd88b4f5ab3e6

Madam reinforced my position in this relationship and once she was finished fucking me I helped to remove the strap on and then applied myself to ensure that Madam had at least another orgasm by means of my tongue.

I have no idea if I was too vocal last night but there didn’t seem to be too many odd looks as I served breakfast this morning – Thankfully.

This morning everyone has gone down to the stables/ riding centre.  Madam goes horse riding once a week and occasionally at the weekend.  normally it is a riding lesson during the week (she can ride but a school session during jus keeps her skills fresh) and the weekend session is normally a hack out in the local area with a couple of others from the riding centre.

All of Madam’s family ride and have done from a young age and the plan is that they will go for a hack out for a couple of hours on Wednesday.  but before they can do that the riding centre needs them to do a riding assessment.  Madam’s mother isn’t going to ride but has gone along to watch her daughters and Grand daughter take to the saddle.  so this morning I had the joy of seeing 3 of the females of this family all in jodhpurs and riding boots and my beloved Mistress with one of her favourite riding crops.  It would be even better if I wasn’t trying to get hard in my cage at the sight of Madam in her riding kit.  Any one would think that Madam was doing it deliberately.


Just a quick additional point, the black and white image is from “The foxy hunters” calendar – this is a great charity and raises some fantastic money for the Wiltshire air ambulance, well worth support and they have great calendars!



Vanilla Life comes to stay- for a week

The annual “lets visit Aunt Alice and Uncle Mick” starts today.  I’ve once again been round the house to make it vanilla proof.

The maids quarters are now locked secure and are a “box store”.  I have a bag with some male clothes and my lingerie (day underwear and sleep attire) placed in Madam’s bedroom and my folding mattress and bedding is under her bed – Madam will decide if I am required to sleep on the floor next to her bed or if I can have the privilege of sleeping next to her – her bedroom has a good Victorian lock on it to stop accidental wandering in on us.

In an hour I will head out to the train station and collect the first arrival and that will be our niece (minus her boyfriend – thankfully) and then a little later Madam’s Mother and sister will arrive probably about 2pm.

I get on well with all of Madam’s family – far better that with my own, so it isn’t a trial to entertain and host them and it is a real joy to have our niece here (it was great having the older one before our holiday if slightly early and unexpected!).

So it is back to being Mick, but billie in the bedroom, and Madam will be back to being Alice.

we’ll be vanilla for a little while and hopefully no one will be looking too hard at our shadows or reflections.